SCREAMING AND SCREAMING

"A JUBILANT CELEBRATION OF YOUTH AND GOOD TIMES."

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: 

(via rubdown)

hazelcills:

Does the Rock Hall of Fame still matter? WHO KNOWS??? Apparently someone thinks I might know, because I wrote a thing for the NYT Room for Debate blawg about it along with some really intimidatingly great people.

anil:

In this, the most incredible industrial manufacturing video ever made, we get a glimpse of 1995 as the employees of Sony’s CD manufacturing plant in Pitman, NJ offer a view into the pressing of the discs for the then-current release of Michael Jackson’s 2-CD HIStory set.

Addressing Michael directly as if he were a North Korean leader holding them hostage, the employees wrap the most banal details of the CD manufacturing process in a series of exhortations about the inevitable success of Dear Leader’s new release. Like HIStory itself, the video is accompanied by all of Michael’s classic hits, as an enticement to endure it.

At 3:43, Dot Short calls him “Mike”, as if she’s never heard of Michael Jackson. In all, it’s a must-watch. Nine minutes of bliss.